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		<title>What a Deal! #7</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[click for larger view This one&#8217;s a double whammy. I was looking on Amazon for a new printer when I stumbled across these awesome deals. Oddly enough, they were right above/below each other on the Amazon listings page. Why pay full price when you can pay more? That&#8217;s what I always say.]]></description>
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		<title>Proof that John Mayer is Awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 03:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Makin&#8217; Music with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com]]></description>
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		<title>Check It: HijiNKS ENSUE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t posted a damn thing on this site in months. Why? We had a baby, I have a new job, and I&#8217;m lazy. If those reasons aren&#8217;t good enough, then you expect too much of me. I&#8217;m really writing this post to direct your attention to one of the best comics on the web [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a deal! #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It may be hard to see in this terrible picture, but these Cheez-Its are good until August of 3007. Yes, my friends &#8211; 3007. Simply amazing. Where else can you find a deal like that? Crackers that last for 1000 years &#8211; that can feed my great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a deal! #3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me get this straight &#8211; I can buy a 3 lb bag of chicken right now for only $8.99?! That&#8217;s incredible! That&#8217;ll save me&#8230; uh&#8230; nothing? How can this be an &#8220;automatic price reduction&#8221; if the price doesn&#8217;t reduce? Oh, I know &#8211; maybe it&#8217;s from the future! Yeah, I bet that&#8217;s it.]]></description>
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		<title>IMing Gets Silly Sometimes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eriq insisted that I post this conversation so he could conveniently show his friends how weird I am. Fair enough. Eriq: dude, I actually used that one time. true story. Eriq: really strange. much stranger than you&#8217;d imagine. Eriq: somehow&#8230; Dean: Stranger than a unicorn on a tricycle with the incredible Hulk on his shoulders [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a deal!  #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For $10, I&#8217;m gonna go get 3 of these bad boys! Cuz, ya know, pretty soon they&#8217;re gonna go back up to&#8230; 3 for $10.]]></description>
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		<title>The BK Theft Deterrent System</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Take a look in the window, then get the hell away.&#8221; Sierra and I went on a bike ride through our neigborhood a few days ago when we happened upon this humble abode. The Burger King&#8217;s utter creepiness is more than a tad bit frightening.]]></description>
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		<title>Face Recognition Still Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Face recognition technology has come a long way, but it&#8217;s still a ways off. &#8220;Off from what,&#8221; you might ask? Automatic everything. No more keys, no more passwords, no more credit cards. Just your face. &#8230;but like I said, we&#8217;re still a ways off. Update &#8211; March 15, 2007 Those punks took down my picture! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Trump OWNS Rosie O\&#039;Donnell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 15:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out what Trump had to say about Rosie &#8211; rofl!]]></description>
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