What a deal! #4
It may be hard to see in this terrible picture, but these Cheez-Its are good until August of 3007. Yes, my friends – 3007. Simply amazing. Where else can you find a deal like that? Crackers that last for 1000 years – that can feed my great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- grandchildren – are worth their weight in gold. (Which is 10 ounces, by the way.)
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June 19th, 2007 at 10:16 am
The secret? Formaldehyde.
June 20th, 2007 at 6:00 am
Um, you did of course think that maybe there were just no spaces used when printing Aug 30, 07 right? Right? Dean? Oh boy…
July 12th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
They say cockroaches can survive anything including nuclear fallout. Perhaps this way any cockroaches surviving that long will have something to eat.